is swine flu sexually transmttd?
Ha no, why?
sriously ive never had a hangovr this bad
Even my vagina gasped.
You were crying and asking his mom "why doesn't he like road head?"
Give me one reason I shouldn't put the phrase "sex emotions" into my essay.
No.
Contents of my pockets this morning: phone, condom, one hoop earring, half a cheeseburger, lighter and a $87 receipt from tacobell. Time for work.
Mother fucker, I knew it was bad when you tried making out with my car window
There is blood on the door to my room, I have to go to sleep
I came so hard I burst a blood vessel in my eye. If i cant marry this girl, I'm gonna have to switch teams.
On my way to get pizza I followed a dog into Salvation Army where I was just hired
I'm pretty sure I imagined the dog... They still hired me
I really have a thing for Greek chicks; I feel like while we are having sex she has the ability to make hummus which is just too appealing for me to pass up.
You better not fucking die before we have sex while you blow fire. I'm serious. Don't mess up my sexual bucket list.
Like did he really think I just hit him up for dick !? It's 11:30 am , these ain't hoe hours
Fuck man, I am really high rn and all I've eaten is different forms of pie
If it makes you feel any better I almost got kicked out of the bar for yelling "enjoy your celebratory incest"
I love you.
You know he wants it bad when he starts going door to door for condoms.
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