Shes from jersey what did you expect her to say when you asked her if she did coke? Its like asking some1 from a third world country if they are hungry
he needs to stop telling all his friends what my queefs sound like. its getting awkward to be around people who can quote my vagina.
You taught me that having a dip while u shit is awesome. I appreciate u for that
Whoever had sex in my bed during the party last night left a glow in the dark condom on my floor. I'm not even mad anymore, I just want to know who it is so they can tell me where to get one.
Well hello freshman 15, didn't see you there until I tried on last years summer clothes.
I just had one of those moments where i was really sad that i'll never get to be asian.
well now i know if i ever need to drive puke and talk on the phone at the same time i can
i've met an abundance of virgins and guys who where flip flops, i thinks there's a correlation
I made him an O's fan. One pic of my tits coming out of a Baltimore shirt and it was done.
Spotted: shirtless guy wearing cut-off hot shorts, 1 cowboy boot and a sombrero puking in a bush while his friend yelled 'stop being a bitch" from the sidewalk'. Happy 4th of July 'merica!
On the upside I'm hairless from the waist down. On the downside, I just chemically burned my labia
A sexy devil squat down and peed in front of Tom Hanks from Castaway.
He broke his arm in a fistfight with the bouncer. it was neat.
I wanna stuff your vagina full of Reese's peanut butter hearts and eat you clean
Pretty penis doesn't make up for awkward eye contact.
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