I'd fuck her but she fucked Dusty. And I'm pretty sure he's humped livestock
I'm glad you talked me out of that flying penis tattoo.
just because you are in college doesnt mean its okay to pregame easter mass.
well, I suppose if I had to pick a penis to represent the american public, yours would be it
Headed to the bar now. If I smell faintly of latex and tuna, it's just the new scent I'm trying.
I want to be ashamed of the things we do this weekend
He's socially awkward. He has a big dick. We've had this talk before, they're socially awkward because they don't leave the house they just sit home and play with it.
I think I just snorted head and shoulders by mistake.
which guy lost his keys in my bed this weekend?
This is Jewish guilt versus Irish Catholic guilt. We should tread carefully, or we could fuck up the space-time continuum or something.
I'm okay with that.
Clearly it doesn't get better with age. Just more sexual
You need to be full form and virile tomorrow so I can live vicariously through your rub and tug.
I have a tab of a google image search of onion rings open and it is making me so happy.
Well start with a list of things you don't want to do... Like maybe 1) I don't want join Isis. That's a good start.
He was passed out, face in the toilet, so I just pissed on his head. Serves him right
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