why would she put his p in her m after it was in her a? that's gross
its gross she let him put his p in her a nevermind his p in her m after p in her v. cleaning up is necessary
i put my m on your v after my p was in your v. no big deal
Anderson Cooper interviews Obama. It's like CNN is teasing and broadcasting my dream 3 way.
Santa Clause just drove by me on a fire truck. Epic night begins.
He cut you off when you said Paula Dean was in your soul...He kicked you out when "Paula" started eating random peoples food
I hate him and his pretentious your-sleeping-in-the-wet-spot look.
He was just lying on my lap in the backseat screaming how if the cops came he was a blanket.
I will have you again some day my love. And our divorce will be magnificent
I also tried to solve my dog's itching problem with crystal healing. I'm so high, dude.
I just rubbed amethyst all over him and kept saying 'no bites.'
I was just at home taking Vicodin for a week straight. Talk about a vacation.
I tried to twerk on a barn in 3 inch heels at a party last night and nose dived into mud. These were all new friends. I'm probably not allowed back. Cool.
So apparently when I'm drunk and want water I pant like a dog and expect to have water given to me..
where did we go last night? there's dollar bills all over my room & they're all wet.
Fuck the walk of shame. I make this shit glorious.
The fact that you arent wearing shoes probably just adds to the classiness
Condom wrapper stuck to my shirt ups the anty
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
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