They're here. One showed up as a slutty Crayola, and I think the other came as The Fat Friend.
during a bj, his alarm went off and he said "At the buzzer"
you had me at cake vodka
So like 5 seconds in I realize I knew him in 3rd grade and I went limp in his mouth. It felt like I just murdered the last unicorn ever. Going straight never felt like an option till now.
My phone autocorrected your name to "grownup." that couldn't be more inaccurate. I'm getting a new phone.
I didn't realize how trashy of a night we had.
Welllll, you did eat a cherry out of my pussy. So I think that classes it up a little.
He started french braiding my hair while I was blowing him. The question is not why, but how.
Any man who can do squats while fucking you is a man worth keeping.
Googling enemas while I get a pedicure ... My life in one senence
Ive got small boobs, but they sure do like to pop out and party with the big dogs.
Don't worry about me. I am infinite.
you would not believe who i just fucked on my lunch break
That time of your life is like a blur to me. There was churches, car fucking, and conservatives
I was watchin a porno and I sware I saw that dude at the bar at applebees the other night
I was trying to get nudes from last night and ended up getting a family portrait!
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