u know what's depressing? a picture of an owl without a graduation cap
I would really like to get high with Bill Nye. I'm being dead serious. Every step I take is literally a step I take because it will take me closer to Science Guy high.
We could get him to build Inspector Gadget.
I didn't know you were high TOOOO!!!
i got excepted to unl lol
You mean "accepted".
all i seem to do anymore is lay around stoned, naked and eating mangoes
if the best thing you can say about him is "he probably wont kill me" you may want to rethink hanging out with him
I'm pregaming for my hair cut. Working two jobs definately taught me how to use my time wisely...
I was passed out on the dog bed yelling "I UNDERSTAND"
I don't want to have to force feed him my vagina!!
we are all four or five tequila-induced decisions away from shitting in a bucket, come get me please.
guys with girlfriends don't have a leg to stand on when they get mad at you for fucking other guys
then a garbage truck rolls up to the club, they hop out, and walk right in like they own the place
So I've reached a new low. After completing my walk of shame and being told "see you around", I took off my heels to discover he had came in my shoe.
If by fun you mean, did I meet her cousin for the.first time and bang him, then yes it was a productive evening.
I get dinner and bf perks from the one guy. But dick with no commitment from the other. I’m living my best life.
I don't know how to explain to you that you tried to recreate the bit from the Dana Carvey show where a guy dressed as Bill Clinton breastfeeds a bunch of puppies
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