you would think someone who fights for his country could fight to last longer than 2 minutes
I'm hoping to finish this bottle of wine before I pass out, I don't want the remainder spilling on my white down comforter.
The only way I could get him to agree to hook up with her is telling him I'd hook up with him next week.
And all I wanted you to do is stand there and sing who let the dogs out.
I'll probably regret it tomorrow. But right now, accepting this $2000 credit card so that I can finance booty calls from across the united states sounds like a golden idea.
We now only communicate via Xbox messages. Living together is so easy
I threw up in the darkest corner of the bar last night, then watched 2 girls freak out in disgust after walking through it. I then realised I puked on the dancefloor, took a picture and proceeded to send it to my mom.
So we stayed at his mom's and all got drunk and he and I hooked up in his old bedroom. Then his drunk mom came in and tackled us when we were still naked. Why does this keep happening to me?
im too broke to be in a relationship this close to the holidays
There's no time frame.
For drinking wine out of the bottle and taking nyquil at 9 AM? There probably should be.
Btw I did not technically have a dick in me but I was naked in bed with a man during the last finals game so that is why the Warriors won
ya I had reallllllly good sex last night too that will probably get me evicted
I'm sitting on the couch playing the sims, how's ur night going?
I'm sitting on my floor, drinking wine, and listening to bette midlers "wind beneath my wings"
Why are our lives so predictable?
I'm declaring this weekend Captain Morgan weekend
You declare every weekend Captain Morgan weekend...
You just don't understand... :'(
I just found my phone after looking for it since yesterday afternoon it was in the fridge.
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