(917) i just came from walking.
haha you just came from walking?
airport. 106 proof japanese liquor. 4 little travel size containers. im proud to be smarter than the average american.
I really like you, but I want to get to know you on a time when I am not at drugs.
He kept waking up periodically throughtout the night to bit my ear and pass back out.
I should not be in class today. For the professors sake.
Fuck your 100 proof Hot Damn. Do you know what 100 proof vomit tastes like? Anger.
I would let Bear Grills repel down a waterfall using my dick if I could go to sleep right now.
Didn't want you to think it had been open season on my vagina since we broke up.
What I'm saying is DOWNGRADE. Like, do you see the caps lock?
Oh god. I just had a sex dream about the talking dog from the Bush's Baked Beans commercials.
Powdered alcohol is a real thing now. Move over crystal light... Water bottles rejoice!!
See I insist I'm not a groupie and then I say things like "will bang for a backstage pass".
So...a chick sucked my crank...now her dog is licking my feet. I feel like a pharoh on vacation.
Dude, I'm sorry if you saw me getting head in my truck last night. My bad.
Started dabbing in blow again because he always hated that I did it. Yuh I’m doing drugs but at least I’m doing me?
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