My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
my text book just quoted the cookie monster
My dinner last night was 3000 calories of beer. Slept kneeling on the floor w/ my head on a couch
There was no way out of it, seeing as I left my photo ID right next to the vomit.
Just saw some guy puking out of the dorm window, its for sure monday
He is to the point where he forgot I was in the front seat of his car while he was taking me home...that stoned
All I kmoe is rheres a coffee pot full pf vodka in my purse
I do wanna see you. And we can just lay here and watch a movie and listen to me cry.
Well, let's see..I held him while he cried for 30-40 minutes, woke up on his couch AND he gave me a ride home in his underwear. Shit show is not even the half of it.
Doing a circuit workout and using a power hour playlist for my 1 minute timers. I am getting old. creative, but old.
there are no losers in shot checkers. only winners.
I know I've become a responsible adult because this time, I'm not going to do the drugs I found on the ground
I have shit my pants twice this week. #adulthood
Things were going really well until his cousin showed up. She told him I look kind of like his mom, which started a ten-minute debate on my and his mother's specific features, and ultimately, who is prettier. Guess who my date picked.
Currently using my kid's computer to charge my vibrator. #thisis30ish
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