did you make any bad decisions?
many, i pretty much fell in love with a freshman...it doesn't get much better than that
He's gotten way too comfortable around me. He came into the bathroom and took a shit while I was in the shower.
Listening to Joy Division and applying for Walmart. You get to choose which one is more depressing.
You know why I moved here? No public intoxication law. A cop just helped me from my bent over vomit pose, asked if I was ok, and gave me a ride home.
My glasses smell like tequila. I just put them on and almost threw up.
No, I googled it. Apparently, male thongs are the next snuggy and a lot of guys love wearing them for the support.
i'll booty call him tonight after the radiohead concert, that way he can see his favorite band and his favorite vagina all in one night.
This vodka tastes like I'm not going to class tomorrow.
Solid. Can't put a price on good times
You can and it's called a liver.
I was giving this guy head and he stopped me to look me in the eyes and say "you have a gift"
She's been with the dude for a week saying she's in love. Yeah so am I. I just opened this beer 5 minutes ago and I LOVE IT ALREADY.
It's funny that when I fall down as an adult I'm so much happier no one saw than that I'm not seriously hurt.
Dude. She came to my room in nothing but a trench coat. Took it off and said, "you like" in her Costa Rican accent. God I love college.
Is there like a dick file on me? Guys can't hold two dicks anymore?! Who are you people????
Just escaped from the ER. Meet me at the bar in 20 minutes.
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