You don't understand, Single Ladies is like the Don't Stop Believing of the gay community.
She got mad when I told her I'd bone her mom. She got MORE mad when her mom heard, and was flattered by it. Proud to say I attract MILFS.
its not that she doesnt like having sex with you, your balls just smell worst then your ass.
You need to always be prepared. Like a sex firefighter.
dude wearing that thong all day was not worth the 7 bucks
Its the least I can do really, I mean, I did sleep with her husband...
So this is completely apropos of nothing, but I have a feeling that a friend of mine might be a good match for you. Can I set you two up on a date? Oh, and it seems that we live a block away from each other and aren't having sexy times. This is ridiculous. By the way, there's a chance that I might be a tad drunk. Still though, there's a very *good* chance that you and Mr. X would get along.
He initiated the conversation by sending me a picture of his penis at 4 am
Giiiirl. Just had a BM that almost killed me.
Dude, I just hit your nipple with a bottle of lube while you were wearing a shirt, 10 feet away without my glasses and I only have "not bad" aim?
If I had a penis, I'd want to put it in you. And I'd treat you with respect and pay for your drinks.
I basically have the attention span of a ferret on meth when it comes to men
Am I just high or is she having an auction for her vagina on Twitter
While finding our clothes afterwards he says..."So do we like have to talk after this?"
THEY WILL NOT STOP FLINGING CARDS AROUND THE ROOM! It has been four hours. HOW CAN IT STILL BE ENTERTAINING?!?! I will be under the table if you need me.
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