do all gilrs hav hair on thier vagaina ?
Don't drive home.
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
just found a sign outside my brothers door "not going to church, don't even try" and he is covered is vomit in his bed.
He gave Paula abdoul a run for her crazy
I think being an adult is being able to say no to free shots...I need to work on that.
If the egyptians can build pryamids men can walk on the moon and ron jeremy can sleep with all those bitches then we can finish these three handles of vodka
If you need to be the damsel in drunken distress make sure it's before 3.
I accused him of not drinking enough alcohol and eating tacos after midnight. I was sober and he's not a gremlin. I would say bad.
Is it weird to smoke a bong with a client from work?
Umm... When he walked in I shot him with my confetti gun... It's a wonder my booty calls even show up.
How proud should I be that I googled "dildo with wheels" and actually got the result I wanted?
after we fucked i left the room and when i came back he was patting his dick whispering "prouda you lil guy...prouda you"
I could be writing so much lesbian porn right now but noooooo!
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
I’d clean the kitchen before making food. Mark “rang in the New Year” with some rando in there last night
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