He is such a gentleman, he paid for my plan b
if hell is full of stilettos, fake tans, bleached hair, overused make-up, drawn out s's and blatent bitchiness, then i'm in hell right now.
Lol welcome to greek life
she won't take no for an answer... no matter what language i said it in
this is really not the time to pretend we have morals
Just seen a scantily clad pirate with 2 36 packs of natty ice on a bike riding with no hands. If she doesn't hit a speed bump she's golden and should be on the next Americas got talent.
She's good at three things and two of them involve dicks. And other one involves her love for arts
I'm afraid you are becoming too bourgeois with your switch from boxed wine to bottled.
I am "lost the control of my head" high right now.
No. If I hated you would get none. Then I would eat them all in front of you and laugh at your tears. Although that hasn't been ruled out for entertainment purposes. Nothing purposeful.
It's always great when the guy I get pills from sends me an email that says "I know you will get clean it's going to be hard but I know you can do it"
I literally ate pizza on a toilet and made up reasons as to why you should make out with that boy. I am unstoppable.
Dipping my sugar cookies in a glass of fireball and creme soda. This is holiday spirit
So you thought it was a good idea to make plans for the same time same place with the guy you were sort of dating AND his best friend you slept with?
I told him we can’t see each other today because absence makes the heart grow fonder but mostly I just need to rest my vag
Trust me, I’ve got a sixth sense about dicks that tells me if a guy knows how to fuck and it’s tingling. You need to prove me right!
I’m not going to bang him just to confirm your Dickth Sense
The Dickth Sense!!! I love it! It’ll be our first porno!
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