question - sack: should she or should she not play with it during foreplay?
why did i wake up to an event notice that says "Shit Just Got Real"?
If it makes you feel better he went down on me when i had a yeast infection.
Took an aderol, wrote a differential equation for solving volume of flow of a rectangular channel with change in depth, then masturbated for the 6th time.
I wonder who the first pervert was, and if he would be proud of me for advancing his art form by so much
No dude, you can't hot box a bus shelter.
The movie was so bad she gave me two blowjobs. Two.
Made a visit to my old puking stall. I missed it.
drunk taco night MLK would want it this way.
If I'm going to start compromising my butthole it's going to be for much better drugs than a ventolin
I need a conscience and I need it yesterday.
In order to save time, dignity and liver damage, wanna get naked?
This is my second month of college and all I've learned is how to get a guy to go down on me without asking out loud and not to chase everclear with Smirnoff ice.
Essential life skills
Fast is cars. Home is I now. Drunk yoda me is.
i'm bringing homemade birthday cake and homegrown weed. how awesome is this text?
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