What do they do with the elephants that die at the zoo
Cremation, why do you ask?
I think we have a bit of a problem
What the fuck I just showed up to court still drunk and the judge told me I smelled like his wife
a girl in my class is on a twilight fan site and running her fingers on the screen as edwards body comes up.
I just got a bj @ my old preschool...my childhood memories r all ruined
What. The. Fuck. No, you will not spank me.
That wasn't intended for you, my bad.
The pregnant Hooters waitress told me to "make good choices".
Still not exactly sure how i unbolted your toilet from the ground.
I was carrying him baywatch style into my place because he passed out.
Look on the bright side. Now you know the number for poison control.
Under someone's bed. Not sure whose. I think they're sleeping in it.
She wouldn't put out on the first date. I think my boner put a hole in my mattress.
who's idea was it to start the NCAA tournament less than a week after St. Patrick's day? My liver needs time to recover for things like this.
Every time you mention the threesome around him I will high five you. Do what you will with this information.
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
Good news my life of crime finally paid off
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