Hot guy, man whore rep, huge crush, alcohol that will fuck you up. I fail to see how this could go wrong
One of my students just wrote an essay on how ninjas, like drug addicts, must realize they need help before they can get better...I gave it an A+
Dude if it is possible to orgasm from shitting i think it just happened.
Oh no. He has the "I'm 30 years old and I just shit myself in public" face.
just left the emergency room. condom extraction.
i woke up this morning next to my toilet covered in an attempt to make blanket of toilet paper
i dont know what was worse.. snorting the wasabi or puking on the neighbors dog
YOU SUCK AT REPLYING IM IRRESPOSNIBLY DRUNK WHAT THE FUCK ARE YOU DOING WITH YOU LIFE. celebrate the magicness with me.
Just watched a girl fall down the stair and be to drunk to get up. The only stair in the bar. It's like watching a turtle on it's back.
he fucked me wearing a cowboy hat and made grits after
We call him Texas for a reason.
my life could not get any worse. just saw my sister in a porno
He's mad about lube? You know what, don't even. I'm not in the proper mindset to discuss lube.
Also, there's definitely not a non-hilarious way to ask to stick something up your butt.
Started mixing booze directly into the 2 liters and carrying them around. Mixing less often, and now kind of weightlifting,so double effecient.
Can you pay somone's bail with a credit card or just cash? I feel like you would know this.
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