that's fine. btw we still need $500 for the donkey...
I no longer want to be the gay that plays in the revolving door at RelationshipDale's like a seven year old with a.d.d.
all a guy has to do is give me sprinkles and cookies and they can get me in bed
He was at the bottom of the stairs showering himself with the popcorn, then eating a few handfuls and running around.
July 5th AKA Day of regret AKA picnicing in a laundromat. Someone puked allover the comforter. Liffe of champions.
Did i actually sleep there? Or did i just get sand everywhere?
I'm hungry
Come here to eat and play. It'll be like Dave and Busters except with sex
My roommates just built a mini golf course upstairs while I was sleeping.
She wanted me to watch her masterbate and after she thanked me for a wonderful evening and left. This state is weird.
the only good thing about going home with him was that he was prettier than me.
I could go for watching some naked price is right. Looks like a good time to me.
He's a loser but she says we just don't see the good stuff about him. It's like she's dating the Charlie Brown Christmas Tree.
When i said i was brazilian i swear to god he started to tear up
Nah, i wasn't offended. Having a bridesmaid who you had had multiple threesomes with your future husband would be weird.
Vegas never ceases to amaze me. Hung out with a stripper from ATL all night and got nuthin, but the next night meet a bride-to-be who gives me a bj in the elevator.
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