I cant believe we actually had a nipple party!
its like fishing. just send her some cock shots to keep her on the hook then use tequila to reel her in
was it good sex?
i mean it was good for how drunk we were. and for how big the closet was
Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Nobody knew what to do when it was dead. You said fire up the George Foreman, I've never ate baby shark. She hasn't stopped crying.
I'm sitting next to some random guy in a gorilla suit drinking out of a bottle of vodka.
He's majoring in Religion
P.S. The slutty NASCAR driver costume will be saved and used year round for role play.
I ate cinnamon toast crunch. I'm officially out of the puke zone. Blackout drunk Friday. WHAT IS GOOD.
Just threw up. It looks like I may have swallowed a cigarette.
I'm not drinking cause I'm like 4 vodkas away from a boom box and Peter Gabriel.
So are you actually going to come fuck me in the ass this weekend, or was that just you being drunk in a kilt?
Back of his car in the Starbucks parking lot WITH HIS APRON STILL ON. Check and Mate.
Holy shit. You won barista bingo AND the Triple Crown in one day.
grandma made pot brownies .. oh god bless us everyone
My mom just walked in and saw a picture of his penis. She then asked me "Do you even have a cervix left?!" I don't know what to feel anymore HA
Yeah well that's a good thing right? Like mothers approval? Kinda like a Fathers blessing but. . . better?
no offense but you looked like shit yesterday
tequila is unforgiving..
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