hey remember that time we got really drunk, you tried to find narnia in my refrigerator and passed out in the freezer drawer??
no.
SO stoned. Sitting in just a thong in front of a fan. NO work for a WEEK! Life is good :)
it was like eating out sand paper
I think she's a little more wasted than usual. She just crawled on the floor to tell mom it was time to take a shot.
Its a good thing the lights were off cuz Im pretty sure the look on my face when I touched his penis would have offended him
My tits are coming out a minimum of ten times
Listen you let me know what you're doing after drinking rum punch all morning
Matt and I's climactic adventure has ended with Matt being hauled off to jail. And now his brother and I are having lunch and a beer.
The secret to finals week is to have an orgasm for every point you need on the test before you take it.
This is me trying to take a picture to send to grandma. At 4. We were trying to look sober.
walk of shamed to graduation. ending college with a bang....
Sometimes intelligent conversation doesn't mix well with a romantic interest. It's possible the two are best kept separate. Toys should just stay in the toy box.
It's a special kind of bond when your gay brother takes pics of you topless at a frat party.
You wanna know what I want to eat? Questionable Mexican food before I go drink. Makes for excitement. Will I puke it up or shit my pants
The awkward moment when you're leaving the most attractive guy you've ever been with and you're trying not to shit on yourself. Fucking welcome to my life
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