i like that octo mom she is my favorite xmen
The girl in the car behind me just took a bowl hit. I miss college.
I found out he doesn't have a facebook, twitter, or myspace. So, I'm going to actually go to his house to spy on him.
I was eating out this girl yesterday and when I finished, she asked me if I wanted to take any home with me. She was serious, dude!
What does that even mean?
I think he just made me trade sex for my cat.
I thought your voice was coming from the walls. I've never been so relieved to find you naked in a closet
I repeat the shot was ON FIRE. I am never going to a pirate bar again.
His words said "save me", but his penis said "I'll take my chances"
She had one unshaved part on her vagina that she called "the soul patch" I just didn't know what to think
You rolled around on the floor, yelled about being a "half-zombie" and bit that guy on the leg who was hitting on me.
He made me choke him and call him Papi..so all in all a good night.
I just want to go home and eat bagel bites in my underwear
anyways, do you want to make more embarrassing memories that im bound to remind you about later and laugh about?
As he put it in he shouted "geronimo!"
Wow... So was the sex good?
Yeah but it doesn't matter. My vagina is not a pool.
I'll be an awkward "I've had the grooms penis in my mouth" presence and we can party our nipples off.
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