yeah i was sneaking up to her room and on the way i saw a picture of her and left
We smoked a joint and talked about his parent's divorce. It was like being fifteen all over again.
i called him pencil dick in front of over half of his fraternity brothers...
...never gotten so many high fives in my life! fuck ya i win!
[insert really romantic bullshit about how much i love you and how beautiful you are so you will suck my dick tonight]
Just beat 2 Norwegian women in beer pong. Never been so proud to be an American.
The entire defensive line took care if me when I passed out. One of them even held my hair when I puked and the other carried me upstairs to bed. God I love football so much more now
you might as well be a hobo. you were covered in pee last night hanging out on the stairs drunk.
right. well we all have our lows.
New favorite drinking game: bobbing for jello shots. Where did these freshmen come from and when can we go there?
This is America. Thomas Jefferson would have said I want some vagina.
No celebraish? But today's the day that Jesus, Bruce Springsteen, and a flock of bald eagles came down from the heavens in fighter jets with electric guitars and M-16s a blazon, saying "Hey America, fuck the Red Coats, it's time to party"
I was hooking up with this girl last night and she's on top of me with "Flux Pavilion - I can't stop" grinding in the background and I thought "Holy shit I'm going to do a lot of Molly this semester."
He made a playlist to use during sex...that ended with The Ultimate Warrior's entrance music.
Decisions were made. The quality of them will be judged tomorrow
I admit I fucked your best friend, but to be fair, you fucked the tristate area. So there's a good chance about 40% of those people are MY friends.
In other news there's 12 shirtless Korean dudes all trying to jump on a tiny little trampoline so that's entertaining
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