it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
There really should be an "avoid ghetto" option on my GPS.
Fun fact of the day the average american will consume 13248 beers in their lifetime.
So for us it's double that?
Precisely.
he wont speak to me right now because i told him it must suck knowing he'll never be as good as edward cullen..idiot.
I may have pooped in your shoe. or somewhere else in your closet. its unclear.
Dude, somewhere around here makes 4loko slushies. I just decided coming home isn't so bad.
Unintentionally made him cum in his own mouth, and he just sat there screaming..
What do you want to swallow. Press 1 whiskey press 2 rum
Going through my bras is like traveling back in time through my past hookups and relationships....
Munching saltines, sippin Gatorade, and trying not to get eaten by this small horse
As much as I trust your struggle imma deal with being Eskimo brothers with my own sister before I get to that
I guess you never know how much of an impact you have on someone until you sleep with their cousin
The guy whose house were at is drunkenly reading green eggs and ham to us in German
Sorry you ended up in detox. It's not my fault you decided to walk downtown in only your underwater at 3am. I think the tequila took over.
I can tell just by looking at the wedding photos that the groom has hooked up with at least three of his groomsmen. I would feel bad for her except that she’s hooked up with two of the same ones.
Randomize
