I want to do you till i cant cum anymore. Till all i get is a little flag that says "bang".
if i had a camp nickname it would be Flick Bean
at a bar and heard one girl tell another her tampon string was showing she goes i dont want it in anymore anyways. then proceeds to pull out her tampon in the middle of the bar and leave it on a plate. ewwww
If I wanted to fuck someone, I'd go for John. I'm meeting Bryan cuz I wanna get to know him better. And eventually fuck him. But not this Tuesday.
She bit a glass in half.
Were playing bathroom attendees at the party and making people wash their hands
i made a dollar
Just woke up with a blunt in each nostril and a lighter duct taped to my chest...good lookin out
There are now half chewed girl scout cookies plastered to my windshield. Do you know anything about this?
Welcome to texting with Mike. You're now leaving the sober section and headed to our insanely high bad decision making portion of mike. Enjoy the trip.
I'm just going to say , cocktail races are not for a Wednesday night maybe not even a Friday type of deal
He is dating a girl who is on the Olympic shooting team...I've never been so scared to hit on a guy with a girlfriend in my entire life.
Well I think won that argument, as the cops were leaving, they offered me a ride to the airport
I think I should just be a madame. Fuck it.
I'm just gonna post fliers on telephone poles like, "who wantsta be a hooooooe?!"
Just give me 5 advils and some sunglasses and I'll knock out on this couch no problem.
Fine I'll cuddle you but only for the purpose of trying to survive
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