Does my surprise involve the use of a safe word?
Probably.
I'm in.
god I hate her. why can't she just fuck and leave like a normal slut.
I told her at least we still had each other. That's when she started crying.
I told her for every minute she spent down there, I would donate a dollar to the Haiti relief fund... totally worked
Life's too short to consider the larger psychological underpinnings of my lust.
Two portable blenders. We are going to be popular and dangerous.
The Medal of Honor you banged could be at the inauguration today. You really dropped the ball on keeping up with that one.
They have a house rule that you get a composite for every 5 guys you sleep with. Where should I hang my new one?
Do you guys think there will be a coke-for-Molly barder at bonnaroo?
I'm on the porch day drinking and the neighbor is in his yard screaming about his amazing sandwiches, maybe we should move.
Dry heaving on campus is my new low. Also, go pats
Tomorrow I'm going to tape my thumbs to my palms and my biceps to my abdomen to learn what it's like to be a t-rex for a day. Anyone else in?
she crawled a good forty meters just to whisper in my ear... "dildon't"
Yeah that was post sex. I was thinking in my mind, no wonder he didnt ask me to call him daddy since he actually is a dad
Standing straight up with intensity he came in his own mouth. I know this because he showed me the video from five different angles when asked if I would like him to demonstrate. And I did.
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