So I just did the walk of shame at dunkin... A lady told me me I was really dressed up and I told her I was going to a luncheon.
We just watched planet earth in marine bio. And our prof told us that was all we were doing on 420
looking back, maybe 11 flaming dr peppers was a little extreme
You told me that you only walk into walls because it makes the room stop spinning.
one night of dollar margs at dinner and dollar beers at the bar later, i am throwing up in his shower and gurgling soap and water to kill the taste of sin in my mouth. dollar days need to stop endng like this.
So. Much. Sex. I feel like i ran a marathon then someone kicked me in the vagina. Soo worth it
Just found a peacock feather in my car. Should I be the least bit concerned about this?
yeah I'm sure your grandparents are the best but it's halloween. get a slutty costume and let's go ham.
I slept with him because his girlfriend should know better than to be with him given is reputation. It was like sex and a lesson all in one.
Our penis' have led to more networking than mark zuckerberg.
some girl at the bar told me my beard would tickle every inch of her body till she joy puked her face off.... that was so random and odd i just had to buy her a drink for having the guts to say it to me. WTF
I can feel my pain tolerance has shot up right along with my libido
I mean I want to be happy but it's a train wreck that you can't look away from
Dude a gay guy just Sparta kicked this Samoan guy for calling him a flamer you need to get down here the free kamakazee shots haven't even started yet
I biked home blackout drunk last night, but I have some memory of throwing my bike in a rage when I couldnt get it down the stairs. No idea on the bright orange puke in the sink.
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