apparently he was unaware pussies come in unshaved form. curse you redtube and your unholy lies
we weren't quite sure what was on that mirror, so we snorted it and hoped for the best
he's dressed up as pikachu 3 fucking years in a row and gotten laid each time. i don't understand
Right, well, that begs the question of where did you get the whip, why are you using it, and why don't you carry one around more often?
I'm doing shots of jagger in dixi cups and making a lesson plan for my 8th grader summer school class. My life is so close to adulthood I can taste it
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
And think got sick again from going outside naked. Word to all females...don't try the naked trench coat thing.
Came so hard when I was riding him that I actually bit some of his chest hair off. He said I was the first girl ever to do THAT.
well if they don't get here soon...no fuck it, I'm going to the strip club.
HE WAS DRESSED LIKE A FISHERMAN AND HE WAS LIKE OH SHIT I THINK I JUST FOUND THE DEADLIEST CATCH i couldnt not go for it my honour compelled me
yeah, but I wanna be the girl that makes him realize he's 100% gay
My ex gave me head because she said she didn't enough when we were dating... Best ex ever? I think yes.
Thanks for the hospitality last night.
You mean sex?
Yes....hospitality.
This is a hangover from hell. Delivered by the devil himself.
hey, cheif big dick, where the fuck are my panties.
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