thats the last time I fuck a piece of fruit on camera for him.
Ah, the precious few moments between when i wake up and when i realize why i'm sleeping on a treadmill.
and then he said he has been waiting since high school to touch my boobs
His appology was" look at it this way, at least you'll give better head without those teeth.'
and hes going back to rehab like me, so we have common interests
I can see why you broke up with her now... it was like having sex with a corpse.
oh awks just saw the head of medical staff who I punched the bottle of wine at
And I'm not sure if that's how you pluralize penis. Never planned on needing to know that in my life.
I just want to have weird supply closet sex with him... and then I'll be all set. Fired, but all set.
If I don't at least start a parade that spirals into drunken riots then I'm calling it a fail of a birthday
I just wish I could congratulate your tits on how much I love seeing them
Not sure I just ate a really big pot brownie, I feel like my future is uncertain
He was respectful of both me and my One Direction calendar.
Nothing showshows the government the middle finger more than spending your tax refund on drugs
I know it's 10:30am but Finding Dory starts in an hour, and I have four points of molly. You down?
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