everytime someone famous vagina shows up in pics, i have to go check my own vagina to make sure mine dont look all wrinkledy and flabby like that....i want my lips plump and succulent
Applied 4 a nanny job usin a Legit Site. Xplain to me how the couple I found offered me a 3some complete with 'sexy pics' of the wife blowin hubby. wtf?
obviously you're part succubus.
laying in bed listening to christian music, jealous of the hope they have for their life. also need to beat off, can i think about you?
it's a well known fact that sluts are attracted to bright colors
american apparel?
try lime green
I'm praying to Jesus, Allah, Buddah,and the whole gang tonight that I'm not pregnant
Mental note: adding peach schnapps to a gin and tonic does not "water it down."
i just figured out how to balance my wine bottle on my boobs so that i don't have to tip it with my hands...breathing has new meaning
they're both coked to the gills having a shouting match about the powers and abilities of godzilla. and using the wikipedia entry on the topic to support their respective arguments.
Blew a line and having a jolly rancher... the day is looking up.
I woke up in the ER. This living like theres no tomorrow really could mean theres no tomorrow.
pretty sure tht was the guy who once went to the club dressed as waldo. he still looks weirdly fuckable.
He said he was a banker. Then he told me he made 15 an hour. I said he was a shitty banker then fucked his friend.
I promise not to pretend to be Jesus and take the wheel. But to my credit you shouldn't be saying that while I'm that drunk and we are in a car.
Hey! you should come over!
Who is this? The number is saved as "Sexy Awesome"
Remind me to tell you: When threeways go awry, my MLK weekend story.
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