You're the only chick there. That's not an orgy, that's called a gang bang...
u were so high that u chewed on candle wax for an hour
i know and i thought i was only capable of loving dick and drugs, im so happy
I said "have a good day officer and I'll see you friday when I get arrested for being too drunk.."
until he told me my vag was like a juicy apple and he loved eating it, yes, i really did think we were both sober.
Ummm didn't i have pubes when i went to bed last night?
my phone went off during the middle of it and he ask what i was doing. he wouldn't let my reply with "your boss". ..
Well, it's a fine line between people-watching and boob-staring. It's a gray area. But we're in Paris. Let's leave it at that.
I have experienced an excessively hairy ballsack in my mouth...and it was horrifying. I keep feeling it in my mouth now. It's like hairy ball PTSD.
My boss want to throw me an everclear birthday.
No alcohol sales on Election Day. WTF? Today, of all days, I need to be splurged to to vote for any of these morons running for president.
I just want him to make us coffee. And whack off into the sunset
I just my had my first cup of coffee in a week. I think I might orgasm.
I’m sorry I pressured you for dick pics.
I am not a whore. I just wanted casual drinking, monogamous sex and occasional McDonald's runs.
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