Dude manswers just said that a guy can only cum up to eight times in one day. I'm gonna prove that show wrong.
ha well at least you have goals.
someone wrote on his wall: "congrats on your engagement"
I think you may want to look into that...
I've got to stop making out with the guys and sharing drinks with you. I'm the reason we all get sick at the same time. Sorry.
Clearly that person doesn't understand how efficient getting drunk and working out at the same time is.
Yes. Be the home wrecker you've always dreamed of being.
Seriously what kind of college town is this? Nobody parties during the week or abuses perscription drugs
I LOVE DRINKING BOOZE OUT OF A FUCKING LAMP
He's sweet and rough. A wonderful contradiction. He's the starburst of sex.
I convinced a German girl that I was born while my mom was water skiing and I preceded to barefoot ski behind her via the umbilical cord...
Nautical themed porn is also great bc someone usually wears a captains hat
...and that is the first time I've ever wished fewer naked women on someone I like.
Idk dude I just feel kinda weird masturbating in my Obama Biden 2008 shirt...
You're like my little fucked up version of the groundhog seeing its shadow, only it's boobs and warm weather.
I had a sex dream about Fox Mulder, and the Royals just won the World Series. My life is complete.
I PUT IT IN THE UNIVERSE THAT I WANTED TO STAB HIM AND THEN SOMEONE DID! KARMA IS A BITCH AND SHE IS BEAUTIFUL!
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