Is there a tactful way for me to ask a girl to let me know when she gets her period?
i feel like i want to date him just so i could be besties with his penis
I'm really hoping to find some quality strange ass tonight while at my court appearance.
thank you whoever used my nalgene as a flask. pregamin in chem
I know how I'm going to make my fortune.. designing an icepack made specifically for the vagina.
The bad news is tonight is also a blue moon, ergo, latin, I will have to get 'once in a blue moon' drunk which I feel is significantly more dangerous than IPO drunk
You stole a fry from a complete stranger. He wasn't happy. Then you said fuck it and stole the whole poutine and ran down the street while he stared in shock.
Me too, I feel like I pinched your nipples excessively. At the time it seemed like a good idea, but in retrospect I'm not so sure.
I know it sounds all cute and shit that I wanted him to be with me last night, but it's not cute. I just wanted to fuck.
Random question: Have you ever woken up and were suprised to not have a penis?
he was high. i was rolling face. we were both wearing grateful dead t shirts. at that point it's like we had no choice but to fuck
If you enjoy dance recitals as much as I do, that's one shitty Father's Day...
I went from looking for a bong to home decor in a 10 minute span. This is what being an adult is all about!
Plus you get to call him out on being a dick. It's more satisfying than ever sex I've ever had.
Just hit on a girl with the line, "You look like Natalie Portman if she did drugs". Strike 1
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