Watching NYC prep. Doing a shot everytime one of these d-bags flips his hair. I give it 10 minutes before alcohol poisoning set in.
maybe after you take off her top her face will be hotter
this isnt the first time ive seen her dressed as abe lincoln
What baked good do you think says thanks for being a great tutor, lets bang?
Kayla got stiches in her face. Rode in an ambulance shotgun. Tried to steal a baby, thought it was mine
just found a someones bra in what seems to be a mix of pickle juice and vodka in my fridge. Who was over here lately?
your blue lips and tongue was their first indication you were probably underage
HEY THERE IS NO AGE LIMIT ON BLUE SLUSHIES
She just shoved like three McNuggets in her mouth and started sobbing and I have no idea what's going on.
You tried to pay for our cab with the 2 dollars you got from selling your natty ice outside the strip club.
i would have fingered myself to death by now but the dog wont stop staring at me
I just found 20 dollars in my vibrator box. Was it a drunken sign to myself to get more?
I'm wandering around outside asking things if they are god
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
I am playing in the snow in my bunny outfit. GET OVER HERE
why is half of my head shaved?
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