That was rough. We had a 50% puke rate and 100% still drunk rate at lunch
So apparently I told him I was off to go "whore skipping" and I disappeared into the night skipping down the street. I know this because there's video.
i don't even want to say how many boners i've caused this week
Dwarf fight at five guys. Today was a good day.
we were sitting on his couch watching tv and laughing at how funny the voices on the commercial were, then we realized the volume wasn't on.
Theme for your birthday? Beer olympics in S&M costumes? Sounds like a nice little saturday
My feelings are currently in a sea of vodka and "I don't give a shit"
Aren't they always?
New life rule, no banging opera singers. I might be a little deaf now
nope. It turned out i wasnt the drunkest person asleep in tacobell parking lot.
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
The guy I screamed at across the bar for booing the Bruins ended up buying me shots I had to explain to him there's not a chance in hell I would ever fuck a Canadian! #Bostonstrong
I lost the right to judge tonight
Pretty sure the delivery guy saw me taking a shit this morning
He texted me at 4:30 in the morning saying "I'm not drunk but I think you're beautiful" and then a facebook message at 6 am saying "hi" and the subject was "oh"
its Niagara falls. its like international waters. You can get away with anything there
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