Its the Friday before break. There are 20 kids in my 300 person lecture hall. All with the same what the fuck am I doing here look on there face.
Every time a song comes on I get sad if glee has not a cover of it
i believe i can now do shots of gasoline with no chaser. its been that kind of summer.
When I look at old family photos I know how jessica simpson feels when she watches dukes of hazzard
My vagina senses are tingling. I know your here.
Blacked in riding a tandem bicycle with a stranger. We stopped for hot dogs.
...i'd have to set their sheets on fire.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
I went down on her for 35 minutes and didn't even get a handy. I've never felt more desire to be gay in my life.
There's always a certain something about a day that begins with your panties in your purse.
I just watch that 70s show all day and blaze whenever they do. It's nice being part of the circle
Jesus Christ. If I were a normal sex-having person, I'd think I was knocked up. I'm cycling through emotions like I'm in a decathlon to crazy.
His pick-up lines are quotes from Doctor Who. Of course I fucked him.
please don't forget about the bread in the toilet i am absolutely not dealing with that
He in a way got kinda cockblocked by Jesus
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