whats a polygalesbian?
lesbian polygamists..duh.
im a genious. moved my bed and mirror so i can watch the game while Fucking
This is worse than the time I broke into Subway to steal bread.
i'm satisfied with the level of pretty that his new girlfriend isn't.
someday when you wake up in a dumpster we'll have to have this conversation again...
It feels wrong to have dick mouth at a family dinner.
I have a huge gash on my chin. Did I get it from A) a mini siezure; B) an oral sex incident; C) Slamming it into a ledge or; D) all of the above?
I have a cat, a bottle of wine, and a Brazilian man. I need to catch you up on my life
Ill tap morse code on the ceiling when im ready for you to come down amd smoke
Oh that could end badly if you get them mixed up.. you know who I think you should focus on?? THE ONE WITH THE BIG BLACK COCK, just sayin
I saw this news story about two naked Satanists being arrested so I thought I should ask if you need bail money or pants
I actually feel bad for him. He has me as a girlfriend and he's like a saintly cleanly person... And I'm over here telling him to jizz on my back and shit.
I know it's anime porn but I promise you the guy looks like Fred Durst
I honestly just wanna put my face in her tits and disappear from this plane of existence
Apparent my drunk ass was so dedicated to taking a piss, when I walked across the dance floor to get to the bathroom a 9/10 broad tried to dance with me and I just pushed her aside, like hard enough to send her a few feet from where she was standing, pointed at her and said "Not now chief, gotta rock a mean one."
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