Did you read the article making fun of the right wing extremists? How they organized this 'tea party', and to propagate it they would mail teabags to their senators? And it became a verb...they had posters saying 'teabag obama!' yeah...
A message to Mrs Obama perhaps?
My kitchen smells like failed pina coladas.
i'm sleeping with myself tonight because i remember my name and i won't regret it in the morning. sorry.
So i decided to deal with the awkwardness of last night by making out with all three of them
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Today was my first day of hebrew and I learned how to say give me sex... I think I can quit now
He'd bedazzaled his ass. Im not even that gay...
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
How many people can say they've shit on the floor of a five star hotel?
Just had a heart to heart with my John Belushi poster.
Currently putting together my outfit for this weekend, AKA a poster board that says "I'll cook you breakfast and do all your laundry, take me home." On front and back
Just to clarify, i'm coming over for tacos not a threesome
Only I could turn my one night stands into class essays. Go me.
I just convinced a telemarketer I live in a tree.
What did he say?
He still asked if I want a home security system.
I wouldn't have found her if it wasn't for the vomit trail leading into my brother's room.
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