he's 24. he finally texted me instead of using facebook chat. baby steps.
i wish i could watch tv and lissten to music at the same time...but still understand both
i think otters can do that
Please advise as to how precisely ashamed I should be if I just became sexually aroused by a Harry Potter and the Half Blood Prince preview
she'd have to be at LEAST a cup size bigger for me to even consider putting up with her voice
He sang nursery rhymes to my vagina to get me to have sex with him..
I just want you to know if you wake up tomorrow morning and wreak of mustard, I was not involved.
I cant do that to my vagina yet. its my prize posession.
I woke up in solitary confinement, wheb they moved me the guy that sold me the pill of Molly at the concert was in the police waiting room, we nodded to each other.
My therapist thinks I shld paint u something to show u my appreciation 4 ur friendship. 1) she must think I'm rite on the brink of no friends 2) this is real
OPIZZABONMYDICK
in the middle of getting head my cat meowed. she looked up , meowed back, and then continued giving me head.
You is good. You is important. You is a slut.
Is "head down ass up" an appropriate way to say good morning?
You had sex with him AND his man bun. Like not just him but also the bun.
are you watching the world series?
I've made out with alex bregman... so yes
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