11:03 p.m. Whats a lie i you lovn me. Let's cuddle.
but he gave me mouthwash after the bj. no ones ever done that for me before.
What shirt can I wear out that says 'I may have a broken arm, but it's not the one I give handjobs with'?
Chef at hibachi place learned it was my bday and sprayed 20 second count worth of saki in my mouth. Not sure it was the right image to share with my kids, but thought you'd be proud.
Someone took a picture of their balls on my phone last night. BEAUTIFUL PACKAGE. I will find this man.
She wants me to spank her and yell "Kerry! Your father is disappointed with your choices!" Fuck up but crazy hot? Or just fuck up crazy?
Just saw a woman in bootie shorts and a winter coat at the library. God. Bless. Prostitutes.
I asked what you thought of her and you replied not the biggest I have had
EW HE JUST SNAPPED ME A NUDE BUT HE CENSORED HIS DICK BY COLORING IT I DID NOT ASK FOR THIS
i ended up making out with my new neighbor in a stranger's car that we found unlocked on a driveway somewhere. apparently drunk self never say "no" to adventure.
Cleaning naked can be dangerous. Vacuum cord got stuck on my belly button ring...
Yeah he drove 30 minutes at 3 AM to come fuck me in my neighbors treehouse
I know EXACTLY where things went wrong with her...I didn't use Cheetos as a wooing tool.
Would it defeat the purpose of a run if I ran to McDonalds?
You can come over but I have to warn you that it is naked Sunday.
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