I feel like my sweat is 40 proof right now
Ok I love you more. To infumty and beyong.
Sometimes I find that I've been touching my boob(s) without even realizing it.
Hey guys, just to let you know, I have a boyfriend...so that hookup was kind of a one time thing.
was that a mass text??
normally i wouldnt have blown him but he was on dawsons creek.. i love dawsons creek.
do you guys have 30-35 shot glasses? because if not, i don't even see a point in me coming
I do remember getting hit in the face by an ugly one because she thought I was blowing on her butthole.
I think I slept in the cheesecake last night. Either that or I had a wet dream. Whatever happened I need to wash my pants.
There is a large, jolly black gentleman in the parking lot of my appartment complex yelling about 5am jelly doughnuts. I want to be where he's at.
That is the best grammar in a dirty text ever. Excellent use of the semi-colon. And yes; I am hard.
It's raining beautiful colors and I don't know what the fuck is going on
Packing a mid day bowl in the Sonic parking lot. Have I gone too stoner?
nm just hungover. watching movies and roasting marshmallows in bed, over a candle to avoid life
Within the first 2 minutes of this morning, I found out the Lions lost on last play, and Scott Weiland died. I wont be in today.
I'm jealous, curious, and aroused. All at the same time.
My job here is done.
Randomize
