google image searching george stephanopoulos at 1 AM on a saturday night...once again
Hahaha alright after 5 shots I'm not allowed to touch glass or boys with girlfriends.
Judging by the hole in the wall by the door, the mis-matched shoes by the door, and the door hanging off one hinge... i'd say he's on the loose.
Had dinner with my ex husband. The box of wine is gone and I'm laying on the floor in my wedding dress. Where are you?!
She started howling at the moon. That was pretty much the deal breaker.
Drunk cheerio confetti may seem like a brilliant idea when your drunk, but believe me, the next day, its a horrible, horrible mess.
Doing lines off a plate that says, "things go better with coke."
Last I saw, they went for a smoke and only one came back. He passed out outside. I'm glad he's only 120lbs. I left him on the rug still. My mom is gonna be pissed.
I find it ironic...the gays are dying to get married & I just want a fucking divorce
So we came to a decision, you need to fuck your hot roommate and send us pictures. We voted, so don't hate the democracy this great country stands for
And noooow we're smoking a ton of REALLY strong weed and THIS IS THE SOFTEST CAT EVER
btw my ex came by last night and saw the pregnancy test intructions. awkwarrrrd.......
HOW CAN YOU EXPECT ME TO KEEP YOUR SECRETS IF YOU KEEP ON TELLING ME THEM.
Getting blackout drunk infront of my family was never on my bucket list, but now that I've done it I'm cool with it.
we went to go have morning sex and I said “I was gonna put my mouth on it but you need to shower”#ruinedthemoment
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