I just ate 10 fun sized 3 musakteers.. I'm pretty sure I'm about to start my period.
Talk to you next week
I have decided to cut my hair. This is based solely on the fact there is too much of it to clean vomit out every Sunday afternoon.
i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
It was actually pretty good. His cock is as fat as the rest of him and I took out my contacts so I couldn't see him clearly.
apparently we spent 30 minutes inside that big Nike store turning all of their Duke gear inside out. for some reason the employees didn't stop us.
Send me one of your boob pics as an example. I mean this in the straightest least lesbian way possible.
I accidentally sent him a snapchat of my boobs and now we're going on a date tomorrow... Could be worse.
You kept saying "this bitch", mumbled incoherently for like 5 minutes, took a shot, and kept going.
As long as you keep bringing fries home, i'll keep being naked when you get home
Also I just took the BEST ass selfie of my adult life.... it's gonna be a good day haha
Girl i am always here for you. But i am going to have sex now so im going to call you in the morning.
congratulations on joining the accidental bisexual club
Thinking and hoping ice cream is the answer to my problems
i woke up with a shamrock tattoo on my wrist and a fat bruise on my hipbone. please tell me its not real.
My vagina! What have you done to it?
Blessed it my child.
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