Evryone should know as good ramen noodle cooked in beer sounds... its not
just watched an entire episode so you think you can dance for head. so wasn't worth it
if i died would you start the facebook group?
I may have a concussion but the symptoms are the same as a hangover so I can't tell. Best 21st ever.
Oh so it was one of those "I shouldn't have gotten in a cab with a random 21 year old girl" kinda nights.
I've used my house key more to do bumps of coke than I've used it to get in my house.
Woke up this morning with my period. Saw a commercial for the beginning of Shark Week. I see what you did there, Mother Nature. My pad's off to you.
White people are beatboxing! Save me.
So I feel like I should have had a going away party for your dick. Complete with balloons and cake. Yeahh that's right. I'm gonna miss it.
Now theyre filling the kiddie pool water with boxes and boxes of jello powder and im not sure if thats a sign i should leave or what
The guy behind me is talking about how his life goal is to use his knowledge of mathematics to make the world a better place. My only life goal right now is getting through this lecture without throwing up in my lap.
I woke up with what appeared to be LSD in my pocket. Know anything about this?
I'm gonna die. First I'm gonna throw up. But then I'm gonna die.
I'm sorry for drunkenly throwing a spoon at you and then laughing at your pain.
my favorite part of this morning was sitting at the gynecologist smelling like cigarettes and wearing yesterday's clothes.
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