No it only became awkward when she walked in with her new boyfriend and we realized we'd all banged her
I'd be more interested in girls if they were more interested in anal.
No i dont need Magnum Condoms, that would be like putting MC Hammer pants on my dick
the more i look through evidence of last night, the less i seem to remember.
If I'm gonna go to jail I'm gonna be wearing a poncho
We're discussing which museums we should go to when we shroom. How ill would Picasso be?
Shoot me. I need tickles, a drink, sushi and a handy
Order is debatable
did you just describe your masturbation session as "rad af??"
I just brought her a lipstick taser. So just remember that the next time you get smart with her
I can't get past the whole vibrator up the ass stunt.. Can we have a ceremonial burning for his dignity because I will not ever touch that again..
I am just High Enough to train A-Team of bodybuilding squirrels MMA techniques to tear you asunder. And it's not that I want to is just don't you make me do it!
ok so you're 100% sure this time that he isn't your ex in disguise again?
I saw some guy masturbating in the Burger King parking lot and I’m just fucking done
Sorry I can't pick up... thought process is fine but too stoned to form words.
I’m tired of his bullshit and premature ejaculation. I’m going to hotel bars and finding a guy who is DTF
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