He was all up on my grill like I was having a BBQ. I DONT EVEN KNOW HOW TO USE A GRILL.
she's not even a shacker, she never made it inside. she's just a porch girl
his dick got so hard in his pants and it broke his zipper
First day at work... I clogged up the office toilet on purpose to assert my dominance.
she told me if people cross their eyes and look at her, they say she looks like megan fox
you were sitting on your bed looking out the window, rocking back and forth naked, saying how peaceful it looked outside
I'll be honest with you, my dick was out at that point in time.
At this point the smell of shame has become my natural musk
did you not get the photos of the finger bruises on my ass?
I slept with an Israeli and a Palestinian in the same day. It feels wrong.
Also, no joke, I think that raccoon hair is still in my eye from last night.
i decided if i had to, i could survive with only 3 fingers on each hand.
He left his cock-ring in my truck.
Consider it a gay sex souvenir.
He suffocated between her tits, but she didn't notice because he still came.
you have to get here a cop came into the bar and she looks like Sarah Palin. I think I'm gonna try and bang her
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