shes trying to light up her bowl in front of the fan. everytime it blows it out she just gives it a dirty look.
she just made a shot glass out of magazine paper. I love her.
I think it was the chocolate body paint and awesome blowjob that finally made us official.
I just witnessed someone getting head in the parking garage. Don't ever tell me Baylor is too conservative again.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
I HAVE A PRESENT FOR YOU AND ITS NOT MY VAGINA
Did you get my bra back of the bartender?
I seriously think we need to revision your idea of 'keeping a low profile'
Well I blew a guy I barely know in full view of a homeless camp. That's pretty tame for me.
We fed him just...so many bright colored crayons when he was blacked out. I hope he looks at his shits because this could be all for nothing
Just peed off a cliff while playing white snake on my phone. Close enough?
And for today's main disappontment. I thought I saw a midget with fireworks get on the buss, alas it's a child with cleaning supplies
You don't come back from leaving a bag of shit on someone's counter Jill
I was actually kind of excited. I mean, how many people can say they've been question by the CIA?
Just had a reminder come up that just said "Ham"
She's like a squirrel. She spazzes out all the time.
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