haha it's okay then, bc he only killed a canadian, they're not real people
This cookie i'm eating tastes like pizza. It was so worth contacting my sister for pot.
And i quote: "where's y'alls from comin' in with them accents?" - from a mississipi mcdonalds
i study at coffee shops because all these damn artsy people motivate me to work towards a real job.
just used a paint mixing cup as a shot glass. thank u art school.
it went kinda like vodka, childhood memories, screaming/cursing, fist fight, tears, broken shit, passing out. in that order. tis the season.
please just be careful, i just switched my facebook status to "in a relationship", i would look really pathetic if i had to change it back to "single" already
oh don't forget that when we go furniture shopping we have to find a matching bong so put more money in the furniture fund
You are very nonchalant about the high probability of us having an orgy.
Eh, I'm ok with this, this can work. We're the best kind of the worst people.
Dude you took some guys glasses off his face and ran out of the bar
At this point i guess a traditional, non-life-threatening pity fuck is too much to ask for
Oh Julie took your pants off last night, I put your pajama bottoms on, and Rachel took your bra off. It takes a village.
People don't tend to fuck with you when they think you have someone else's blood on your face
I sent my boyfriend to the bar so I could go out tonight and actually get laid..
Pretty sure we ruined a bachelorettes life last night
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