the guy working at the drive-thru just asked me if i wanna bang after he gets off work tonight.
given your current drought situation, im genuinely curious to know what your answer was
i told him maybe and gave him my number. sad? probably. but even if the sex is bad maybe i'll get a free burger out of it
I just came to the conclusion that the most depressing part of my day is when I have to put clothes on.
Gentleman, we have a new medal category - number of women per day in apartment WITHOUT FURNITURE
she was mad because i didn't remember our fuckaversary. fuck buddies are getting too demanding..
This titty bar has wifi. I just did FaceTime stage side
Thanks for not waking me up before the firefighters chopped down my door
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
I woke up and took my shirt off, and there was what I was assume to be pieces of tree in my chest hair. Any ideas about that one?
Dude, they are shaking the RV, yell at them. It feels like i'm being rocked to sleep, I don't like it, I'm not a baby.
There was an Altoids can full of urine in the bathroom. I do not want to know what was going on in there.
I got up before the sun today. That makes me sun for the day.
When did you start smoking in order to be high by 4:30?
That's why you bone lesbian cage fighters and 45 year olds. To make life less boring.
I am texting my fuck buddy about fucking tonight, while facebook chatting with his wife about food.
Sitting in a music store. There is a 40 something year old guy in a track suit, with a boner, and playing the ukelelie quite intensely.
thanks for thinking of me.
it wasnt weird until his dog watched upclose as i put a tampon in
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