He's still on the phone with him. This is unnatural. Dudes don't call other dudes just to talk.
its 4th on my favorites list. 1. butt sex 2. mini skirts 3. three meat pizza rolls 4. fuck the pain away by peaches
I think drunk me is telling hungover me something... I just have to crack the code.
He gave me a pearl necklace on top of my Karma necklace I was wearing. I guess I deserve whats coming to me.
Did you guys have sex yet? And don't worry, I broke the ice already by sending this to both of you. So you can just jump right into it. You're welcome.
I finally looked at the pictures from last night thanks for feeding me and pulling my pants up
I would really just like to get laid somewhere that's not on a bathroom floor at this point in my life
I shit you not. I was sitting on Brian's balcony...still drunk from the night before, and a hummingbird flew onto the patio, stared me right in the face and flew away. I feel like it was God's way of telling me, "Stop drinking."
I'm facebook/twitter stalking the guy I just slept with as he's passed out next to me. What a time to be alive...
Tune in tm morning for how to buy Plan B in a foreign country while coming down off ecstasy
I've spent hours masturbating before. It's actually my favorite Sunday activity
Sooooooo, can scratch getting a pelvic exam by a man dressed as Woody from Toy Story off my list.
You need to write an essay about this experience.
He was even wearing the hat.
Hypothetically, I throw a party and my ex-boyfriend and my current fuck buddy are in the same house... what should I do?
How many beds are in the house? Hypothetically...
Keep your fingers crossed. If I get to go to a Stanley Cup game I'll give you the blowjob he deserves for taking me. Because hes definitely not gettin it.
my friends roomated asked me this morning if we went to mcdonalds last night and i had no idea...that is until i checked my purse and found half a mcdouble in it...
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