Update. It gets worse. A) he's done viagra and B) he wears socks at all times.
I wish i could go to google and type in drug dealers and it would bring up a number, a product and direction
When you want to head down the cleveland on Sunday?
What time do the bars open? I dont want to remember how bad theyre gonna lose
If you liked it then you shoulda put your dick in it, oh uh uh oh
I just watched a video of Justin Bieber kissing a girl..... the sad thing is that I actually got upset.
I now beleive the Trojan Ecstasy ad "feels like nothing's there". They forgot to add "...cause the condom broke."
just tripped. bootyfest 2012 will be my engagement party. i saw the whole future. i'm moving to the beach.
she was masturbating to a video of herself masturbaing. She's a keeper
you were stumbling down richmond carrying a girl in a nurse costume. its not even halloween dude
Oh FYI, people asked how/why I met you and I didn't want to say "drunk at a party on an air mattress" so I made a story up. It was a very cute and charming story with no alcohol.
I wouldn't call that a crush. It was more of a minor brain aneurism.
Sometimes you have a glimmer of a heart and then I immediately remember you are dead inside.
I'm abstinent now
Oh, is this one of the times when you're serious?
No feeling is better than coming home from your booty call and putting on a fresh pair of granny panties
It's not even noon yet and I just fucked my professor's son in the psych lab..it's gonna be a great day.
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