Tell him to shut up cuz i said so. I lost my dollar shoe :(
found some acid from a couple months ago while looking through christmas lights. Looks like santa came early this year.
She's a freak. I've got the scars to prove it.
she just took adderol and chased it w dog water
I saw you try to drink out of a soda machine at taco bell, don't worry about judging
Sometimes when I see a shoe on the side of the road, I get a little depressed that I've never partied that hard.
He's coming over for beer and a movie, but I just don't know if he's interested.
Pathetic and sad. I should come over there and fuck both of you just to get the ball rolling.
I found what appears to be half an E pill and part of a tooth in my pocket this morning
I just called him "young grasshopper" in a conversation. THIS is why I don't get numbers when I'm sober
They just keep looking funny at me. No one has attempted to tell me that I don't make sense though so maybe they're all way more high than I am.
Amazon.com "suggested" I buy both nipple clamps and opera gloves.
I went to her house she had a kid pool in her living room watching the vacation channel drinking rum out of the bottle saying" life is what you make it. Mines a vacation!!!"
Sounds like either a very good Friday night or a very bad Saturday morning.
just found out that my aunt grows weed. today is a good day to be me.
she peed her pants, took them off, the put them back on. but she only put her legs in one hole.
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