Let me rephrase. Would it display my intentions too much if i walked all the way across my office and into the bathroom carrying my book
Why the fuck was there a shirtless Mexican in my apartment this morning?
They were so slutty we had to play "rarely have I ever."
entire chemistry final was about beer... i actually might miss this place
she insisted that i refer to her boobs by name.
i'm glad we've gotten to the point in our relationship where I can eat peach rings off your penis.
Went to the strip club with my aunt. Do you know how hard it is to be a pervert in front of your female family members?
I don't want anything to do with the Darth Vader stripper babe. I'm just trying to make dreams come true.
I think it says something about my life when I start picking up girls while im in rehab. And I don't think it's good.
You told the cop FUCK YOU AND YOUR TASER, i dont think he appricaited that
no he just sat there holding the hammer and grinning insanely
Life goal: sit on his perfect beautiful David Archuleta-lookalike face
I just broke a sweat masturbating on a Friday night. I may need a boyfriend.
I went in for a high five.. He went in for a kiss.. Today is a good day
When the bouncer wouldn't let you back in you screamed "Authority is not given you to deny the return of the king!" and ran past him.
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