I'm twenty-five. I'm too old to be watching my friend throw up in Chipolte Parking lot.
Todays outfit involves shorts with embroidered fish. This kids gonna die.
ron's 8" boning knife is for sale. oh and it comes with a flavor injector.
High?
hahahahaha turkey breast
my house keeper must think I'm a prostitute.
i just ordered an al pacino with double mocha at starbucks.. i'm waiting to see how long it takes the chick to realize what i said.
Literally just spent 45 minutes converting my paintball gun to shoot condoms....
You need to find a way to go down on me and lick my toes at the same time
I'll google it
if that's jizz on my steering wheel i'm gonna be pissed...and impressed.
Found your pants. They were stuffed in the tank of the toilet.
there is something about beer and popsicles that make the world go round
Selling our snow shovel to buy more beer. Not your brightest idea.
This drive is very scenic
And I'm chugging whiskey in the back
As you should, soak in all this country has to offer
Good dick will make you do a lot of things… Great dick will make you consider buying a house.
I don't want to sleep with any other woman but you but I want to try this whole mother daughter thing that would be nuts
It should be perfectly legal to tase anyone not wearing a mask.
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