I had a fork in my beer hand and just stabbed my tongue.
Jake was my 1st thought but I seriously thought u already did him... & then there's the getting the clap story... so I settled on Ben for my guess.
I have done Jake, not Ben. But this was fresh meat. And P.S. it was ghonnerea.
Ahh, yes. It's apparently too early in the morning to keep your partners and their std's straight.
All I'm saying, is that being compared to a Muppet is not the end of the world.
Goodbye hot boy in my geo class...goodbye my lover, goodbye my friend. you have been the one, you have been the reason I came to claassss
I want to start this convo out by apologizing for the broken toaster.
The sign say "Kereoke" strip bar. 5 more beers and ill be ready to rumble.
Moral of the story: don't have drunken shower sex with the lights off...or you WILL break your foot. And the shower knobs.
I just took two shots of Burnerts out of a ladle. Get here now.
I have an erection and I'm about to go through airport security.
I'm pretty sure NORMAL roommates don't have to hide each others sex toys from their fuck buddies.
Dude the little bong I just got fits nicely in the cup holder in my car. The gods approve of my habits.
The highlight of the trip was definitely my dad telling me that I "used to be his prettiest daughter."
I never thought I could be this turned on by a man wearing racoon tails.
Where is everybody?
It's pretty much split between the strip club and jail.
Did a 4 pm walk of GLORY the next day.
Randomize
